Monday, March 31, 2008

Oh noes! My running shoes are endangered!

Road Runner Sports maintains an endangered shoe list of models soon to be discontinued. With great sadness, I notice that my beloved Asics DS-Trainer XIIs are endangered, soon to be extinct.

Some may say that they are not a distinct population segment of shoes deserving protection--as they do not differ "significantly" from the Asics DS-Trainer XIV, soon to be released, and the DS-T XIII, which thrives on the shelves now. But those people are wrong. They are completely different and have special adaptations including a much narrower heel and wider toe-box.

Where, oh where, will I find a shoe to fill the all-important neutral pronation, superlight trainer niche in my closet?

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Bat die-off

This is alarming (NYT). If life were a comic book, a killer bat fungus would somehow result in the creation of a new superhero. Alas, in this case, all we get are tons of dead bats.

Due to a fungus--or pesticides? or a virus?--bats are mysteriously dying off across the northeast U.S. They are leaving their caves when they shouldn't, and are often found hanging dead and covered in a strange fungus. Bat researchers say as many as 250,000 bats may die this year. Here they are, all dead and contorted in the snow:
Sad! The worst is--I wonder if this could have a measurable effect on the number of bugs in some areas. The Times article notes,
The die-offs are big enough that they may have economic effects. A study of Brazilian free-tailed bats in southwestern Texas found that their presence saved cotton farmers a sixth to an eighth of the cash value of their crops by consuming insect pests.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

A long post on Iraq war retrospection and the virtues of intuition

Slate is now running a series of essays by prominent neocons who supported invading Iraq and now regret it. They are worth reading. And I want to say that I truly appreciate the thoughtfulness and brutal candor that went into these. They got me thinking about the most fatal misjudgments the Bush enablers made in the run up to war.

1. Thinking Bush and Co. follow the same moral rules as the rest of us; lacking an immediate negative gut reaction to the notion of giving these people war powers

Andrew Sullivan's essay is headlined, "How Did I Get Iraq Wrong? I seriously misjudged Bush's sense of morality."
...my biggest misreading was not about competence. Wars are often marked by incompetence. It was a fatal misjudgment of Bush's sense of morality. I had no idea he was so complacent—even glib—about the evil that good intentions can enable. I truly did not believe that Bush would use 9/11 to tear up the Geneva Conventions.
In my view, that misjudgment was the central failure of neocons and liberal hawks leading up to the war. They focused on the facts more than the personalities involved--and call me cynical, but in politics that is never a good idea.

The facts: Saddam Hussein is a real asshole and the world would be better off without him. He has WMDs, or at the very least is going to get them as soon as he can (as far as we knew at the time). And he is a ticking time bomb in the middle of a region that we, the US, need to stabilize.

--->OK, now let intuition step in here. That all makes some sense, even ignoring the bogus Iraq-al Qaeda connection. But wait. We're going to go to war...against Iraq again?...at the urging of this guy and his pack?

That's where it all breaks down. There are some people that just should not be behind the wheel of a vehicle like the focused might of an invading American military, and George W. Bush is one of those people. That's because he's not like us. Guy might run down a pedestrian if it fits his kooky world view. Do you really want to be part of that?

There's a reason we have political reflexes. They keep you from getting burned, as when you pull your hand away from a hot stove, and I trust them a good deal of the time.

Tragically, as Sullivan points out, the knee-jerk reaction of many liberals to the prospect of war with Iraq may have only helped push prominent neocons into the pro-war camp. He writes,
When I heard the usual complaints from the left about how we had no right to intervene, how Bush was the real terrorist, how war was always wrong, my trained ears heard the same cries that I had heard in the 1980s. So, I saw the opposition to the war as another example of a faulty Vietnam Syndrome, associated it entirely with the far left—or boomer nostalgia—and was revolted by the anti-war marches I saw in Washington. I wasn't wrong about some of this. Some of those reflexes were at work (which is why I find Obama's far more pragmatic opposition so striking in retrospect). I became much too concerned with fighting that old internal ideological battle and failed to think freshly or realistically about what the consequences of intervention could be.
Morality is one thing--competence at waging war is another. Sullivan seems to disagree, but I am completely with Jeffrey Goldberg in his own misjudgment about the wisdom of giving the Bush administration the OK to fight Iraq. I would never have expected this level of clusterfuck either, much as I hate those guys.
If one of my mistakes was to trust men like August Hanning, another larger mistake was to put my trust in the Bush administration, not so much on matters of intelligence—faulty intelligence was a near-universal phenomenon—but on matters of basic competence. I will admit to a prejudice here: I believed—note the tense, please—that Republicans were by nature ruthless, unsentimental, efficient, and, most of all, preoccupied with winning. It simply never occurred to me that Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney would allow themselves to lose a war. Which is what they have very nearly done.
2. Buying into the idea of opportunistic democratic state-building in the Middle East

Besides who was making the case to attack Iraq, the whats of the situation set intuitive alarm bells dinging for people like me. Not being the most dedicated student of U.S middle east policy, I admit, I can only call the connection between the following things a little fishy.

a) The U.S. and particularly, we may speculate, the Bush family, have a well-earned grudge against Saddam Hussein. Some of our friends (?) in the region also have a problem with him.
b) All of a sudden, after 9/11, we invaded Afghanistan. A move, by the way, that I supported then and still do. The clear tie between al Qaeda and the Taliban seemed to justify this invasion.
c) Then, all of a sudden, not only do we discover that Saddam Hussein has WMDs, but also that he has been supporting al Qaeda. We have to go in there. It just seems a little...I dunno...too convenient.

Neocons like Richard Cohen not only failed to hear the alarm bells. They agreed that this was a convenient excuse to invade Iraq, another great misjudgment that helped drive us toward this war. Cohen writes,
[After 9/11] I wanted to go to "them," whoever "they" were, grab them by the neck, and get them before they could get us....Saddam was a sociopath, a uniformed button man, Luca Brasi of Arabia. He was a nasty little fascist, and he needed to be dealt with.

That, more or less, is how I made my decision to support the war in Iraq. It did not take me all that long, however, to have second thoughts—and I expressed them in my column. It was clear that Saddam was unconnected to Osama Bin Laden...So, the only justification left was, really, what the neocons had started with: a war to reorder the Middle East. This had a certain appeal, since the region was unstable, undemocratic, repressive, and downright dangerous.

3. Failing to consider the full potential costs of war

And finally, the misjudgment that is acknowledged in almost all of these essays: underestimating the potential costs, in blood and treasure, as they say, of the Iraq project. Ooops.

Andrew Sullivan:
...what I failed to grasp is that war is also a monster, and unless one weighs all the possibly evil consequences of an abstractly moral act, one hasn't really engaged in a truly serious moral argument. I saw war's unknowable consequences far too glibly.
Jacob Weisberg:
...if I'm going to advocate occupying another country, I'd damned well better learn something about its history and culture. Were I part of the generation that lived through Vietnam, I might have avoided this blunder.
Josef Joffe:
By destroying Saddam's armies, the United States flattened the strongest bulwark against Iranian expansion. By empowering the Shiites, it opened the way to an ideological alliance between Najaf and Qum, the two centers of the faith on either side of the Iraq-Iran border. And by entangling itself in an open-ended war in Iraq, the United States squandered precisely those military assets that would have kept Iran in awe. Would the Ahmadinejad regime grasp so boldly for nuclear weapons if U.S. power and credibility were still intact?

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Peeps on the Metro

Have you ever wondered what DC Metro employees do all day?



This is impressive. Notice that they have chosen peeps whose faces are slightly off-center--so that they appear to be facing/talking to each other.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Wait, there's more: Spitzer hooker also a "Girl Gone Wild"

(LA Times) Sheesh. I hope this kid at least gets a decent centerfold deal or record contract out of all of this. Maybe she will go the way of Monica Lewinsky and design handbags.

I like the way this LA Times article describes "Girls Gone Wild" CEO Joe Francis--convicted child abuser and total skeev--as "irrepressible." That wacky guy!

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

We may be there forever


(WP)

Five years is a long time.

The day the war started, I remember watching Operation Shock and Awe at my office. Then going home and making a mix CD that captured my feelings. I believe it included some jazzy cover of "Suicide is Painless," some U2, and the Smiths' "Please Let Me Get What I Want This Time."

I often feel as if we have all fallen asleep and woken up in some slightly-tweaked alternate reality--the type of thing that would be classified as "speculative fiction" because it is crazy but not quite crazy enough to be "science fiction." More like Philip Roth's The Plot Against America than something by Harry Turtledove. The feeling started on that truly weird night in November, 2000, and it is beginning to get old.

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Happy Peepster

I completely forgot that Easter was coming up this very Sunday, until just now.

Humorous Pictures

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Helping people affected by Mt. Pleasant fire

Just sending out a note of gratitude* that none of our neighbors were seriously hurt in the big apartment building fire on Mt. Pleasant St. last night. Unfortunately, though, 50 or more make that 200 residents of the building are now homeless. I saw the building this morning, and believe me, they lost everything.

According to a post at the Mt. Pleasant Facebook group,
Neighbors' Consejo is taking food and clothing donations at 3118 16th St, NW. Please consider making a donation. You can reach Evar Sandoval at (202) 234-6855 for more details.
*Clearly, I pray to the blogosphere.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Next to antimatter-based annihilation, global warming seems inconsequential

At the Lifeboat Foundation, I have learned about all kinds of existential risks to humanity of which I was totally unaware.

Fortunately they have set up a Global Existential Threat Advisory System (GETAS) to keep us apprised of when to board the interplanetary lifeboats. Right now, its status is "guarded." If the GETAS level ever rises to "emergency condition," here is what will happen.

An Emergency Action Condition reflects the actual occurence of an existential catastrophe. LF departments and agencies are to execute the following general measures in addition to the agency-specific Protective Measures that they will develop and implement:

  1. Switch the LF bunkers to autonomous power and hermetically
    seal off the LF bunkers from the outside world;
  2. Launch the LF Space Lifeboats and move the LF evacuees to
    their designated space arks and space settlements; and
  3. Remotely shut down non-bunker LF Earthbound facilities.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

I think I am satisfied with the final episode of The Wire

MILD SPOILERS

Last night's finale ended with much the same message as the third season (constructed to serve as a series finale because it was at the time unclear whether the series would be renewed). Time marches on, and the more things change, the more they stay the same. It seemed satisfying and appropriate, and somewhat moving. Thanks for the memories, guys. You've earned a long-term spot in my DVD collection.

Now to be critical. The major flaws of the finale flow partly from the major flaws of the entire fifth season, and partly from the exigency of wrapping up a bunch of crazy plot lines in only 90 minutes.

Heavy handed story telling; scenes that "tell" rather than "show." I understand the auteurs wanted to demonstrate that Marlo is no Stringer Bell. Like Avon Barksdale, he'll never be able to quit the game; it's in his blood. But to have him literally walk out of a meeting of real estate moguls and arrive, still in a dapper suit, on the corner? And get grazed by a bullet then taste his blood? It's a bit much. If they'd had more time, this story could have been conveyed with more subtlety.

Plot elements that stretch credulity. In the final montage, we see Templeton and the awful Sun editors accepting a Pulitzer, presumably for Templeton's fabrications about the red ribbon killer and his adventures among the homeless. This, after those same editors ignored credible and well-documented evidence that Templeton was full of shit. As David Plotz writes at Slate, this would never, ever happen.

Over-heavy symbolism. In the two scenes described above and many others, the symbolism is just silly. I watch The Wire specifically not to get beaten over the head by the message. Make the audience work a little. Again, the entire fifth season has suffered from this, and 90 minutes was not enough time to make the point without resorting to such ridiculousness.

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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Eat the whales?

I am pretty sure that this is not what PETA and the Humane Society had in mind when they launched their ad campaigns linking meat eating with climate change.
OSLO (Reuters) - Eat a whale and save the planet, a Norwegian pro-whaling lobby said on Monday of a study showing that harpooning the giant mammals is less damaging to the climate than farming livestock. "Greenhouse gas emissions caused by one meal of beef are the equivalent of eight meals of whale meat," the study said.
Uhhh, there are some problems with this little study, and with most species of great whales on the edge of extinction, I'm not sure this is really a workable solution. But nice try, guys; appreciate the bloodthirsty spunk.

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Marine puppy-tossing incident getting nearly as much press as Marine Haditha incident















Here's a representative story from ABC news.

Click here to view all 376 stories about the puppy video as collected by Google.

If authentic, this is pretty sick. If not, this guy is still a jackass. Killing innocent puppies is not going to earn us friends on the world stage, is it.

The title of this post is not totally meant to be flippant. If we are going to put our young military service members into high-stress, high-stakes situations, we'd better be making sure they are as emotionally prepared as they are physically and mentally prepared. The puppy doesn't seem like such a big deal until you think about the line that has been crossed.

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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

My right foot

Creepy.

Over the last six months, three unidentified, disembodied human feet have washed ashore on Gabriola Island in British Columbia. Each a right foot. Each wearing a size 12 running shoe. People are offering all sorts of rational, non-serial-killer-related explanations for this oddity. (NYT)

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It's a dark day... in your friend's parents' basement

It's the end of an era. Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons, has slipped this mortal coil. (AP via CNN)
"It really meant a lot to him to hear from people from over the years about how he helped them become a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, what he gave them," [Gygax's wife] said. "He really enjoyed that."
[I realize that this post does not exactly fit the "sci-fi" tag, so I am hereby creating a new and much-needed one: "geekdom."]

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