Monday, August 28, 2006

Do not miss this important motivational conference

Have any of you ever actually attended one of these things? For some reason I have always had the sneaking suspicion that you would go in burned out and unmotivated, and come out believing in Scientology.

That being said, it's harder than ever for America's working people, and it's important to keep everybody inspired and focused with posters and screensavers.

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Friday, August 25, 2006

Limbaugh takes 'Survivor' bait--yeah, it's pretty bad

If anyone was going to go the extra mile with this news of a new, racially-segregated season of Survivor, you knew it had to be Rush Limbaugh. (Atrios via Media Matters)

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Insect cruelty

Butterflies are pretty. But please don't release them at your wedding. It's sad.

If you like butterflies maybe you could have your wedding at the Monarch sanctuary near Michoacán, Mexico, instead. This is where all the Monarchs east of the Rockies go for the winter--they all crowd together to just a small area. I have heard that it is really something to see:

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Oh dear

New 'Survivor' Divides Groups by Race (AP via WP)

Host Jeff Prost says Survivor is "a social experiment. And this is adding another layer to that experiment."

Uh huh.

9/11: the comic book

See excerpts here.

OK--there is no denying the graphic novel has been used successfully in the past to process and examine traumatic historical events. Most successfully and gracefully, in my opinion, by Art Spiegelman in his Maus series about his parents' Holocaust experience.

But I can't decide how I feel about this new adaptation of the 9/11 Report by Sid Jacobson and Ernie Colon. It's not the subject matter that throws me. In fact, speaking of Maus, Spiegelman is also the author of a graphic novel about his experience as a New Yorker in the aftermath of 9/11 that seemed appropriate.

But Spiegelman's In the Shadow of No Towers was an intensely personal account. The 9/11 Report graphic adaptation somehow comes off as weirdly dissociative, perhaps just because it is based on a factual, objective, third-person document. As in, what's next, 9/11: the video game? Is this part of the trend of experiencing history and current events as an audience rather than as actors?

Fewer and fewer people are civically engaged, yet cable news networks have bigger and bigger audiences. (cites on this coming later) Our president, who I hear has just finished Camus' The Stranger, may understand what I mean when I say: like Meursault after killing the Arab on the beach, we are watching situations that we help create unfold before us as if we are merely observers.

Yup, you heard it here first: 9/11 Report comic book = national existential crisis.

Monday, August 21, 2006

New carry-on restrictions inconvenience ninjas

Eyelash curlers: yes.
Throwing stars: no.

(TSA Permitted and Prohibited Items)

You'll also be pleased to note that up to 4 oz. of "personal lubricants" may be carried on your flight, KY jelly being explicitly permitted.

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Bowling alone?

Sometimes I wonder why anyone would want to work in politics or civil service. But W said it best at today's Presidential press conference:
"...the best way to do hope is through a form of government."
So I like to think that each of us, in our own small way, is doing a little bit of hope every single day.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Domino theory nouveau

OK, this isn't even about politics anymore. This is logic getting abused and recent history getting brushed under the rug. Check out this passage from today's NYT:
The test of American willpower, Mr. Cheney and Mr. Bush have insisted, is in Baghdad, which explains why they stick to the language that it is the “central front” in the war on terrorism and domino that America cannot let fall. Defeat there, they warn, would give the jihadists a victory and empower them to move on to the next country — maybe Pakistan, maybe Saudi Arabia, maybe Lebanon. (NYT, emphasis mine)
Hang on--didn't we invade Iraq? Is it not we who may "move on to the next country--maybe" Iran, maybe Syria? Didn't we play a fairly major role in remaking the country into a recruitment pool and training ground for new terrorists? Bush and Cheney almost imply that the U.S. was minding its own business when, all of a sudden, jihadists invaded Iraq, forcing our hand.

The truth is we made Iraq a domino, and now we are forced to clumsily hold it up. I don't disagree that it is important for someone to make sure the place does not swirl into deeper chaos, but it's ridiculous for the U.S. to pretend to be simply heroes swooping in to save the Free World at the last line of defense against terror. This ignores our role and responsibility in destabilizing Iraq in the first place.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The little guy

USA Today, AP, New York Times, Wal-Mart, Home Depot were among the companies listed by the Bush admnistration as "small businesses" that had been helped by government contracts last year. (AP via Editor & Publisher)

Monday, August 07, 2006

Welcoming Virginia's fleeing gays

It should be no surprise that some gay Virginians are fleeing to the District. Virginia's state legislature passed an anti-civil-unions law in 2004, and there's an anti-gay-marriage constitutional amendment up for a vote this November.

But the Richmond-based Family Foundation, which supports such legislative action, is sad. Sad, I tell you! Its executive director says that getting gays out of Virginia is not the goal, and reassures everyone that the proposed amendment "wouldn't add restrictions on gays but would simply underscore the ways their relationships are already restricted." (WP)

It's so frustrating when one's efforts to perpetuate social injustice are portrayed as efforts to create new social injustice.

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No, I do not need the receipt for my banana.

Do you ever feel a sudden sense that you are totally divorced from the natural order of things? And that this is bad? It usually hits me when I am paying 75 cents for a flawless, gargantuan piece of fruit that was engineered in a lab in Chicago, grown on an industrial farm in Chile, and flown to an Au Bon Pain in downtown Washington.

It makes you want to move to some deserted island and live on coconuts and forget about the rest of the world and its problems.

But you can't even do that, because if you pick the wrong island you might get flooded out when the sea level rises enough. Better to go with a deserted mountaintop.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Things that are rarely appropriate on your blog

1. Comparing U.S. politicians to Hitler or the Nazis. (Unfortunately, too frequent an occurence to single out just one link)
2. Graphic descriptions of one's sexual escapades with important people.
3. The use of blackface for any purpose. Especially if you are a very white person from the Left Coast.

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Yes.

Yes, this is exactly right.



Thanks to Philip for sharing this confusing image.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The revolution will not be air-conditioned

Relax, Pepco's got it covered! (WP)


Well, except for my demand not to have a partial blackout the last two nights in a row--two nights, I might add, when a functioning air conditioner would have been pretty nice. Seriously, 100 degrees at 9 pm--WTF?

But it's not completely Pepco's fault. To the McMansion owners in NoVA who like to keep their central air cranking at 65: you know who you are, and I know where you live.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

A Floyd Landis stream of consciousness

Let down by another hero. It's looking increasingly likely--though by no means certain--that Floyd Landis will get busted for testosterone doping and stripped of his Tour de France title. (Yahoo)

I feel a little bit like I did when the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke. For context, I really idolized Bill Clinton during his first term, despite NAFTA and the health plan failure and so forth. (In high school my backpack sported a button with his photo and the slogan,"Democrat Women Stand By Their Man," which I had picked up at the Tennessee Democratic Party's booth at the Appalachian Regional Fair in 1992. Really wish I still had that awesome button.)

Anyway, when the Lewinsky/perjury allegations surfaced, I was pissed. Not exactly surprised or suddenly disillusioned, but pissed, the way you might be pissed at your little brother for doing something stupid, like egging the neighbors' house and getting caught. It's like, "You jackass. It's bad enough you did it. But to do it and then sign your name in spray paint on the driveway--that's just idiotic."

And that is somewhat how I feel about Landis right now...I mean, sure, "everyone dopes." But you shoot up testosterone during the Tour? And then make sure to win the stage so you'll definitely get tested? C'mon, man.

As a side note on the Clinton thing, I would later find it oddly prophetic that Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me Al" was chosen as a Clinton-Gore theme song during the 1992 campaign season. Consider the following verse.
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is ....
Gone ...... gone,
He ducked back down the alley
With some... roly-poly, little bat-faced girl.
All along .... along ....
There were incidents and accidents,
There were hints and allegations .....

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