Why NYT fashion writer Guy Trebay always lights up my day

Oh, Guy Trebay, thank God for you. I'm not sure anyone else shares my appreciation for your work, or at least not in the same way. But kudos.

This passage in your Fashion Diary today is unparalleled.

Can we agree that most Twitter posts are about little beyond the fact of their own occurrence? Is it too much of a stretch to suggest that something existential is afoot? [Guy: I do not think it is!--ed.] Is the sum of human knowledge much advanced by learning, instant by instant, that Marc Jacobs is having his hair dyed black, that Marc Jacobs is eating a McDonald's burger and drinking a Diet Coke, that the beautiful Patti Smith look-alike model Jamie Bochert just got engaged, that the handsome and heavily-inked hairdresser Lorenzo Martone is not Marc Jacobs's boyfriend?