Your daily WTF? courtesy of the White House

After only one night in jail, Scooter Libby suffered severe emotional distress including claustrophobia, Adderall withdrawal, and the tragic lack of lip gloss. He got sprung on house arrest and spent the following day ordering gourmet cupcakes and playing with his pet chihuahua at his Bel Air estate. ("Bush Commutes Libby's Prison Sentence", WP)

Come on, it's not that far from the truth.