A tip for Monica Goodling

How embarrassing.

"The forecast for today's House Judiciary Committee is tears, with a chance of some sobbing.

Monica Goodling, the former Bush administration official who has been granted immunity in exchange for her testimony on the U.S. attorney scandal, is slated to give her side of the story and some on the Hill expect a show.

Sources say that that Monica has been emotional about the issue and she also has a history with crying. " (The Hill)

First you get busted for your role in a major government scandal. Then you end up having to snitch on your former boss and coworkers, in a way that makes it pretty clear to everyone that you are covering your own ass rather than doing the right thing for its own sake. And worst of all, everyone is just waiting for you to start crying.

You know, I hear they can temporarily shut down your tear ducts with Botox now. Just a tip. Did you know that Hollywood stars also get their armpits Botoxed--to prevent any sweating--for red carpet events?