Suing the homeless

A Madison Avenue antiques dealer is suing four homeless people for $1 million, "alleging they scare away customers when they drink alcohol, urinate and warm themselves above a heating duct in front of his shop." (Reuters)

Good luck, sir--take 'em for everything they're worth!

I wish the same had occurred to me when certain students were drinking alcohol, cursing at the clientele, warming themselves and occasionally urinating in my college dining facility. I usually just kicked them back out on the street.