The slacker's guide to voting in DC

Perhaps, like me, you woke up this morning in a panic because you've been so busy checking the polls that you forgot to check on your voter registration status. Gasp! Did I remember to notify the Board of Elections and Ethics of my most recent address change? Am I even still registered? Where the hell do I go to vote?

Fear not, Washingtonian. The DCBOEE has you covered.

• Go here to check your registration status online.
• Go here to find out where your polling place is.
  
• If you are going to be traveling on election day, you can still vote TODAY by in-person absentee ballot. Go here.
• Perhaps you have discarded the "Voter's Guide," listing candidates and their positions, that the DCBOEE helpfully delivered to your home. No problem; you can see it online here.