Monday, August 21, 2006

New carry-on restrictions inconvenience ninjas

Eyelash curlers: yes.
Throwing stars: no.

(TSA Permitted and Prohibited Items)

You'll also be pleased to note that up to 4 oz. of "personal lubricants" may be carried on your flight, KY jelly being explicitly permitted.

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Anonymous jeneiene said...

And don't forget, girls, that your image-boosting gel bras are also permitted. Thank god!!

August 21, 2006 6:28:00 PM EDT  

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