America...F**ck yeah!

I almost cried. It was like watching Miracle on Ice.

Floyd Landis is the coolest injured-yet-victorious athlete America has seen in recent years.

• Cooler than Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling. (Because Mr. Schilling earned our eternal respect when he helped propel the Sox to their 2004 World Series victory on a hastily-repaired, visibly bleeding foot...but then lost it by campaigning for Bush!)
  
• Cooler than Kerri Strug, the U.S. Olympic gymnast who completed her routine on torn ligaments. (Because Floyd can put away 10,000 calories a day during the Tour! As compared to whatever Kerri eats.)