The white people affinity group

Why, I'd do just about anything for a first-of-its-kind, GOP-edition Ipod.

OK, anything except this:


In further checking out the GOP houseparty organizing effort, I discovered that one of the "GOP teams" you can belong to--like "farmers and ranchers" or "fiscal conservatives" or "veterans"--is "European heritage." Granted, there's also "African American" and "Hispanic" too, but still...

They do say that Bush uses "coded messaging" to communicate with some of his hard-line right wing followers...