Fashion notes from today's commute

A. Black lipliner confuses me.

B. Communication devices (celphone, Blackberry, pager) in a holster? It's a functional thing and you might need to do it for work, so I'm not going to give it a blanket denunciation. But let's just be clear. When this happens to you, you have officially gone and done it: you have become The Man. And I don't mean "da man!" I mean The Man. It may no longer be possible for you to have fun. What're you gonna do, bring that holstered celphone with you to the Black Cat for the Pretty Girls Make Graves show? Those kids with the LCD belt buckles would kick your ass.