Sometimes, you just need to rant

Dear guy on the plane who continued to take a call on his cel phone after a warning from the flight attendant and as the plane was taking off: Cool! Can you tell me where I can get the special permit that exempts you from FAA regulations? Thanks!

Dear cabbies who honked at me as I walked to work this morning with a roller suitcase: Where the hell are you people when I actually am hailing a cab? Maybe I should tote a roller suitcase around the hill to ensure that cabbies stop for me.

Dear waiter at the chain steakhouse next to my hotel in Warwick, Rhode Island: Thank you so much for your polite, prompt service, cute accent, and willingness to give me extra bread. You are the only person in my day who does not merit a snarky response.