Ironic pet tricks

I am not usually one to blog about pets. However, I am visiting my parents for the holidays, and they have a very funny dog. She is a very small, very young border collie named Faye. And this is why she is hilarious:

1. She recently consumed a very early edition of...Hemingway's A Moveable Feast. HAHAHAHA.

2. She has a favorite TV show, and it's Bonanza. (When the theme music comes on, she perks up her adorable ears and bops her head back and forth.)

3. She is both smart and flexible. I have trained her to perform the yoga position "downward facing dog" on command.