Fall fashion critique, vol. II: ugly. ass. pajamas.

(OK, so it's not fall anymore. But having posted a Volume 1 it seemed appropriate to add a Volume 2.)

Picture this: your loved one finds the cute, pink-wrapped Victoria's Secret gift box underneath the tree on Christmas morning. "Oh, you shouldn't have!" she coos as she tears off the paper. With anticipation, and a loving glance your way, she opens the box, expecting something strappy, tasteful, and maybe a little bit naughty. But instead, she finds this:












Yes, that is a neon leopard print. Yes, I know, my head hurts too.
(Victoria's Secret, $35)