Nice [software] package

The spammers have discovered my work e-mail address! I am receiving many e-mails about hot sexy Microsoft software deals. For a minute I was deathly afraid that the penis enlargement spammers had discovered my work address, because I got a piece of spam this morning entitled

"Your partner will worship you for it"

but this, too, was for software. Odd. I would think that the type of person who might take that subject line seriously would be terribly disappointed to open it and read all about Microsoft Office Professional Edition 2003 for $69.95. Although that is a pretty good price, even for Hong Kong pirate software.