State of the drinking game

The U.S. Constitution directs,"He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient. . . " Or as one might say in the current situation, "make them an offer they can't refuse."

Yes, once again it's time for the president's State of the Union address, the event my friend Ryan calls "the wonks' Super Bowl." To help numb the pain, I suggest one of the following drinking games:

www.drinkinggame.us: My favorite. Run by Princeton alums, so you know you'll get hammered no matter what happens--and that's exactly where you want to be
The Will Durst tongue-in-cheek SOTU drinking game: Thanks to Alicia for forwarding this one along.