Hope you like fecal coliform in your water!

Bush budget proposes more cuts to the Clean Water State Revolving Fund, which many municipal water suppliers rely on to create and maintain infrastructure to pipe clean drinking water to our homes and businesses. (WP article)

Seriously, though, you don't even want to know what's in your water already. You know the urban legend that hot dogs are allowed by law to contain a certain number of rat hairs/human fingers/other nasty thing per shipment? Yeah, it's kind of like that.