Job search, week 3

A sampling of entries from the Craigslist "et cetera" jobs category.

Sr Specialist-Defense Analysis (Washington DC DC, US)
Paid Research for Men with Premature Ejaculation (Washington D.C)
Dancers Needed, $100/hr, no experience necessary (Tysons Corner)
SEMEN DONORS WANTED (Fairfax, VA)

I am qualified for only one of these jobs. :(