Grassroots organizer/ snarky blogger for hire

I'm leaving my job this week and looking for another job in DC, ideally either writing/editing or organizing. I did consider a few other options . . .

• Become a kept woman, a la Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's. Unfortunately milkshake may be too lacking, and self-respect too great, to make this a real possiblity.
  
• Cash out 401(k), stocks, and savings and become a globetrotting trustafarian for a few months before going broke and ending up washing dishes in Bangalore just to get repatriated.
• Join the Jeopardy! Clue Crew (they're hiring!)
  

. . . and am not abandoning them yet. But friends, readers--do a girl a favor. E-mail me if you know of opportunities.