A U Street/Cardozo Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, all! While we wait to see how my very first attempt at a turkey turns out, let's consider what various public figures might be doing right now . . .

George W. Bush: "Working"--kind of the way I'm "working" right now.

Laura Bush: Knowing her way around the kitchen.

Jenna Bush: Flasking it.

Porter Goss: Watching Spike TV's Thanksgiving Bond-a-thon; trying to figure out which of his staff could hook him up with an underwater jet pack.

John Kerry: Drinking Dom Perignon on his yacht. Screw that whole hunting charade.