Enter Sandman

It is a self-inflicted no-TV night at the house where I am staying. (There was a fire in my house a couple of weeks ago, and I’m moving into a new house later this week.)

Nic and Andy are playing guitar.

Nic: Hey, that’s Candlebox!

Andy: Yeah. Heh heh, we’re both 27.

Nic: Do you know any Pearl Jam?

Andy: Dude, I used to know so much Pearl Jam.

***guitar playing***

Andy: Man, if we’d lived next door to each other in 8th grade, we’d be rock stars by now.

Meghan: OK, now what?